| Home Page
Contact Page
Custom Page
Custom2 Page
Custom3 Page
Custom4 Page
|
|
|
Dear Rory,
I am a 16 year old boy and my mum was run ovr by a three wheeler. the three wheeler was yellow and it was so funny i never even noticed my mum was on the floor infront of it. it ran over her leg and as a result she lost her leg. she now has a wooden leg and my friends find ths funny. they call her gimpo and laugh at her wooden leg. what should i do.
Dear Gimpo' son,
This is very funny and i am angry you never took pictures or recorded the incident. your friends are right to laugh and you should too. i suggest you hide her leg and watch her hobble upstairs to find it, or replace it with a spring and watch her bounce. glad to help.
Dear Rory,
I am a 16 year old boy and have a problem with my beard. it grows very quickly and theres nohing i can do to stop it. i shave in the morning and its back by the afternoon. i once asked a friend to shave my abck but it took all day. my friends all laugh at me and say its haunted. please help.
dear writer,
You are freaky and i dont want to know bout your back. your beard is haunted though so stop waving that thing around. This could be a hormonal thing but i dont care. i think the reasons your friends laugh at you is not because of your neard problem but because of your appearance and smell.
|
|
|
Comb over at 16!
Dear Rory,
i am a 16 year old boy and i have a comb over. my friends hadnt noticed but one day i was playing football and my hair bounced and they all saw my bald patch. ever since they have all laughed and theres nothng i can do. please help.
Dear write,
i have read letters from you and you are freaky and i dont want to meet you. i have sent you an information pack on premature baldness but i feel its too late for you. i think the reasons people laugh at you are many things and not one thing alone. i suggest you buy a wig or some baldness curing stuff. it probly wont work but its expensive to buy, so we cana ll laugh at that.
Dear Rory,
I am a 16 year old male and as of late i have been suffering from the weirdest feelings. I am finding myself fancying the wierdest people. at the moment i am attracted to a fat haggard girl rom MTV show, The Osbournes. My friends all tell me she is fat and ugly but i cant really see it. all i can do is dream about her and touch myself. Please help
Dear Writer,
I would like to say thee feelings ar enormal but they are not. i think you should open your eyes and see what this girl really looks like. if i dreamt about her i would wake up crying. touching yourselfr is not normal and im surprised se doesnt make your general retract and hide. i am sendin you an information pack on how to get some glasses to see better.
|
|
I Pused my nan dnw the stairs!
Dear Rory,
I am a big fan and have written in many times. my latest problem is that i pushed my nan down the stairs. i wa son the landing and she was trying to shave my back. she cut my back and as a reaction i pushed her donw the stairs. he wheel chair rolled all the way down and my friends, all there at the time, laughed at this. As a result, my dad wont give me any pocket money until she s feelign better. What can i do?
Dear Wrier,
you have many problems and i feel suicide is the answer. if you do not, i feel you should either run away adn live with a gorilla who shares the same problems as you, or you could stay at hoe and allow your dad to beat you. your nan will feel betetr soon and perhaps she may continue to shave your back if you write her a letter. i am sending you an information pack on how to kill youself quickly and cleanly.
|
|
|
|
